Merch drop 7: spite, YAML, a third-try build and the best status code
Five new items in the Homelab the Right Way merch store - the Powered by Spite and YAML tee, the BUILD SUCCESSFUL (on the third try) hoodie, the 0 7 * * * brew coffee mug, the Powered by E-Waste sticker and the 200 OK dad hat.
Five new designs are in the Homelab the Right Way merch store today: a tee, a hoodie, a mug, a sticker and an embroidered dad hat. Same rules as every drop: original typography, no logos that belong to anyone else, printed or embroidered to order by Printful, nothing sitting in a warehouse.
Powered by Spite and YAML (tee)
Powered by Spite and YAML Tee: a small YAML card up top (uptime: "mostly", fuel: spite, docs: later) and the big words underneath. For every service that is running because you refused to let it beat you, and every compose file that broke because of one space. The footer says it: indented with two spaces, always.
Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee in Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather and Forest. $27.50 to $45.50 depending on size.
BUILD SUCCESSFUL (on the third try) (hoodie)
Build Successful (On the Third Try) Hoodie: the Android one. A release build task, a full progress bar, "100% • attempt 3 of 3", then BUILD SUCCESSFUL in big type and the honest part on the amber pill. The line along the bottom is the usual recipe: clean, rebuild, invalidate caches, pray.
Gildan 18500 heavy blend hoodie in Black, Navy, Dark Heather and Forest Green. $47.50 to $64 depending on size.
0 7 * * * brew coffee (mug)
Scheduled Caffeine Cron Mug: a cron line that runs every day at 7:00 and has never once failed. Minute 0, hour 7, every day of the month, every month, every day of the week. "Scheduled caffeine" on the pill, printed on both sides so it reads right in either hand. Dishwasher and microwave safe.
Glossy ceramic mug, 11, 15 and 20 oz. $17 (11 oz) to $27.50 (20 oz).
Powered by E-Waste (sticker)
Powered by E-Waste Sticker: a round badge for the mini PC somebody was throwing out and the old laptop that now runs the house. Reclaimed, repurposed, running. Kiss-cut vinyl for the lid of the machine it describes.
3 x 3, 4 x 4 and 5.5 x 5.5 in. $4.50 to $5.50 depending on size.
200 OK (dad hat)
200 OK Dad Hat: the best status code there is, embroidered in two thread colours on a classic Yupoong 6245CM dad cap. Quiet enough to wear anywhere; anyone who reads HTTP will get it.
Black, Navy, Dark Grey and Spruce. $28.
Where everything is
All five are in the merch store with the 52 earlier designs, and on the merch page here with photos. Prices are before shipping, which Printful calculates at checkout.
