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Homelab the Right Way merch

Official Homelab the Right Way merch: tees, hoodies, hats, mugs, stickers, desk mats, a poster and a tote. Printed and shipped on demand by Printful; prices before shipping.

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There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1 Tee
Home is where the loopback is. Bella + Canvas 3001, 4 colours, XS–5XL.
From $27.50
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3-2-1 Or It Didn't Happen Tee
Three copies, two media, one off-site. The backup rule on a soft tee.
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Homelab the Right Way Crest Tee
The official crest. Bella + Canvas 3001, XS–5XL.
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Turtle Ops Tee (Smart Turtle Tank)
For the smart turtle tank build from the books.
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I Am the Cloud Tee
I don't need the cloud. I am the cloud. Bella + Canvas 3001, 4 colours, XS–5XL.
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Works On My Emulator Tee
Certified unreproducible. Bella + Canvas 3001, 4 colours, XS–5XL.
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Self-Hosted & Unbothered Tee
My data, my rack, my rules. House-and-padlock crest, Bella + Canvas 3001.
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sudo fix-everything Hoodie
The command we all wish existed. Gildan 18500, S–5XL.
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Rack Stack Hoodie
A clean rack-stack graphic for people who label their cables.
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One More VLAN Hoodie
And then I'll stop. Probably. Gildan 18500, S–5XL.
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Nothing Leaves the LAN Hoodie
Self-hosted, private and warm. Gildan 18500, S–5XL.
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>homelab_ Dad Hat
Low-key embroidered prompt on a classic dad hat.
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127.0.0.1 Snapback
127.0.0.1 embroidered on a structured snapback.
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Right Way Turtle Beanie
The turtle, embroidered on a warm cuffed beanie.
From $26
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sudo Dad Hat
sudo, embroidered. Permission granted. Classic dad hat.
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NO CLOUD Snapback
A cloud with a line through it, embroidered on a structured snapback.
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localhost Beanie
localhost: there's no place like it. Embroidered cuffed beanie.
From $26
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It's Always DNS Mug
Say it with your first coffee of the on-call shift. 11 oz glossy.
From $17
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Coffee: My Uninterruptible Power Supply Mug
Coffee: the only UPS that never needs a battery swap. 11 oz glossy.
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Turtle Ops Sticker (kiss-cut)
Durable kiss-cut vinyl for the laptop or the rack door.
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Localhost: You Are Here Sticker
A map pin for 127.0.0.1. 4×4 in kiss-cut vinyl.
From $4.50
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Homelab Network Map Desk Mat
A homelab network map on a 12×22 in anti-slip desk mat.
From $29
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Subnet Cheat Sheet Desk Mat 12x22
CIDR /8 to /32, masks, usable hosts, RFC 1918 ranges and ports on a 12×22 in desk mat.
From $29
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The 3-2-1 Backup Rule Poster
The 3-2-1 rule as an 18×24 in matte poster.
From $26.50
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My Other Bag Is a 42U Rack Tote
My other bag is a 42U rack. Organic cotton eco tote.
From $27
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