The Homelab the Right Way merch store is open: every item, reviewed
The merch store is open. Here is every item in it, the design behind each one, and a one-minute video review that shows the real products.
The Homelab the Right Way merch store is open. Thirteen items, all printed or embroidered to order, each one built around a running joke or a rule from the books. The video above is a one-minute review of the real products (the host is an AI-generated character; the product shots are the store's own).
Tees
- There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1: the house, the loopback address and a "Homelab · the right way" underline. If you know, you know.
- 3-2-1 or It Didn't Happen: three copies, two kinds of media, one off-site. The backup rule from Never Lose Your Data, on a shirt.
- Homelab the Right Way Crest: the channel crest.
- Turtle Ops: for the smart turtle tank build.
Hoodies
- sudo fix-everything: a terminal line for the command everyone wishes existed.
- Rack Stack: a rack diagram across the chest.
Hats
Three hats, all embroidered rather than printed: the >homelab. dad hat, the 127.0.0.1 snapback and the Right Way turtle beanie.
Desk and wall
- It's Always DNS mug, 11 oz. Because it is.
- Network map desk mat, 12 x 22 inches, a full-bleed navy network map with the title along the edge.
- The 3-2-1 Backup Rule poster, 18 x 24 inches.
- Turtle Ops sticker, 4 x 4 inches, for a laptop lid or a rack door.
How ordering works
Everything is made on demand by Printful and shipped from their facilities, so there is no stock to run out of and each item is printed when you order it. Sizes, colors and current prices are on each product page. The full list with photos is on the merch page, and the store link is in the link tree.
